Snow in Houston, Texas

I think it's a conspiracy. I don't understand it. We came to Texas to ESCAPE the snow and the cold of Norway. And what happens? It snows here. It's going to be well below freezing tonight. Why me? Why? Why? Why? Bleh.

We've been stuck inside all day. Yes, I could have gone out and driven, but it's not my driving skills I'm worried about. It's all the other Texans out there who don't have a clue how to drive on ice. The meteorologist on the TV today told people to remember to pump their brakes frequently. Like duh. How stupid can you be? Pump your brakes? You're just asking to skid and hit something.

Better stay inside. Wait it out. Better safe than sorry.